If you’ve been in the internet for any amount of time you’re familiar with the danger that sexting anonymously with people online poses but also aware of the absolute amazing leaps in live sex chat technology… they could totally be a dude. I know, I know, it’s a terrifying thought to think that you’re talking with some hot girl for it only to be a 600 ib man on the other side of the screen.

But, I’m here to put some of your fears to rest. Because not every person who approaches you about sexting online is a dude! Believe it or not women will totally approach you to talk dirty! Why you ask? Well, here’s two very good reasons why women would actually make the first move:

• Women are more wordy than visual

For a lot of us girls, porn can only go so far. Sure, it’s great to watch some girl get pounded… but a lot of straight porn is made with men in mind. And a lot of “porn for women” is flowery and touchy feelsy and isn’t actually that great.

So, what’s a girl to do? Find someone to create an online fantasy with! Think about how many sappy romance novels there are in this world. They exist because women are more likely to get off from a book with Fabio on the cover than they are to something starring a Brazzers girl.

• Girls aren’t prudes

Again, while you might not believe me I’m here to let you know that women have sex drives too. Yes, the female libido does exist! Most women peak when they’re a little older, but there are plenty of women out there with active sex drives who are just too shy to act in person. So instead of getting freaky in RL, they get verbally freaky online!

Here’s how to get a girl to sex chat with you:

1. Reach out to her

While a lot of women will come to you, you should also make sure you do your fair share of reaching out! Or if you do have a female friend online, you should hint at the idea of talking dirty back and forth.

Even when behind a computer screen, some women are still used to men making the first move! Some women even prefer it that way! So, you should try to reach out yourself. The worst thing they can do is say no or block you, and that doesn’t really have real world repercussions unless you know them in real life!
Slide into the DMs and see what happens!

2. Be attentive, expressive, and creative

One of the things that you’re going to have to do when you’re sexting with a woman is put in your fair share of effort. In my experience online, women will usually type the longer more descriptive messages.

You should make sure you give her plenty in return for her sexy messages otherwise she’s going to get bored and find someone else to talk to!

Also make sure to respond in a reasonable amount of time! The mood will definitely die if you wait a few days before messaging back.

3. Keep coming back for more

After you find someone you click with, you need to make sure that you keep things going. Make sure to keep in touch (I suggest reaching out once a week) to fan the flame. This way you’ll always have someone to type out a fantasy with when you’re feeling horny.

1. Police Violence

This cartoon actually ran in the ‘90s! It’s both funny and incredibly disturbing that it is still incredibly relevant today.

This was featured on the cover of The New Yorker in response to the increase in deaths by police shootings. This cartoon equates shooting as a game to the police especially by putting targets on the silhouette of a business man, child, and old lady.

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2. Obama is a Terrorist

This cartoon earned The New Yorker a lot of criticism and even lead to people cancelling their subscriptions of the popular literary magazine. However, the artist and the magazine defended themselves by saying that the drawing was meant to satirize the perceptions held by people about the Obamas.

Though you have to admit it’s a funny cartoon, which features Michelle and Barak fist bumping in front of a fire fed by an American flag while clad in terrorist garb. The framed portrait of Osama really makes the image.

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3. Climate Change Hoax

This must be one of my favorites. It features a man pointing to a screen with all the benefits of renewable and sustainable business, farming, and energy practices. A man n the audience stands up and objects to the whole thing (because it’s a hoax obviously) and asserts that it if it is false that we’d just be making the world better for nothing.

I mean common, this is gold.

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4. Republicans vs Science

This toon comments on the GOP’s complete disregard for facts that have been proven by science. Everything from being gay to natural selection has been proven to be natural and valid time and time again, but those gosh darn republicans will be damned if they ever let their kid learn any sort of truth aside from their misinterpretations of the bible.

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5. NSA/TSA

If you have ever traveled you will relate heavily to this cartoon.

The TSA is essentially bullshit. It has been proven that they can’t even detect half of the stuff that is deemed unlawful to bring into airports, much less onto planes.

A lot of people think that the increases in TSA restrictions are basically an excuse for the NSA to peak into what we got going on under our comfy travel clothes.

And hey, they probably aren’t wrong.

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6. Unplanned Parenthood

Everything about this cartoon is hilarious. It’s not only a satire on the GOP’s policy on birth control, abortion, and planned parenthood but a total double whammy when it comes to the kind of people who identify with this party as well. Not to mention it condems the acts of senators who are a little more than liberal with where they stick their private parts. God forbid if they couldn’t get an abortion.

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7. Mixed Nuts

I love this because it comments on how truly nuts those who believe Obama is not a U.S. Citizen really look. As much as you hate Obama, any sane person has to admit that they would look pretty stupid running around protesting Obama for not being a citizen.

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